Some awesome Jokes

I have separated two groups of jokes for young learners: the easy and quite easy.

The easy:
1. Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s afraid of the mouse!
2. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
3. Which runs faster, hot or cold?…Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
4. What did the math book tell the pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
5. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map!
6. Why do fish swim in salt water?….Pepper makes them sneeze.
7. What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!
8. How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…It was a fish tank!
9. Why did the computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
10. Why did the man throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
11. Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
12. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream)
13. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?…It waves!
14. How do small children travel?…In mini-vans
15. What has wheels and flies?…a garbage truck!
16. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
17. What kind of witch likes the beach? … a SAND witch (sandwich)!
18. What kind of key does not open a lock? … a mon – KEY!
19. What always falls and never gets hurt?……..rain!
20. What letters are not in the alphabet?…The ones in the mail.
21. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
22. What room is a dead man most afraid of?…The living room!
23. What did one wall say to the other?… Hey, let’s meet in the corner.
24. Why do birds fly south in the winter?…Because it’s too far to walk!
25. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because 7 ATE 9